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I don't know about you folks, but some of this could really become a reality at the rate things are going right now. I mean....if you look at the United States Postal Service and their continual and ongoing raising of the price of stamps, Mexico, or at least some Mexicans desperate to re-claim California and Texas. The Senate still blocking drilling in ANWAR because of the freakin' Cariboos, and when we're all struggling with sky-high prices at the pump, and Democrats telling us that they're going to form a committee to look into the problem?

That's definitely what we need....another committee and more useless, meaningless and wasteful talk, yep, there's the solution. Look at Iran now, they're working on nukes, and we know that they're not a responsible country. Remember Chernobyl? We don't think that Iran could have the same kind of horrendous meltdown, killing thousands and laying waste to hundreds of acres of now unusable real estate? Anyway....I'm not an alarmist in real life, I just play one on TV! Actually most of this is pretty funny....scary, but funny, enjoy...

Headlines......From The Year: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.

"France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!"

I laughed so hard at this one! France taken over buy Jamaica?! Now that's rich....

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At 01:27, May 1, 2008, texican said:
	The camera one was my favorite...lol. Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 07:54, May 1, 2008, said:
	Don't think I'll have to worry about 2029, if I survived I would be almost 93, doubt I would even care what is going on. LOL Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 12:29, May 2, 2008, lisalisabobisa said:
	Haha the France one was my favorite too! I cracked up at all of those:) Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 03:58, May 2, 2008, Headline I'd like to see. said:
	Rubicon celebrates 20 years in same-sex marriage to a liberal Muslim. Children Al Quaeda and Obama buy gun-loading Viagra as gift. Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 04:51, May 2, 2008, womanoffeathers said:
	There's still a Postal Service? Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 12:20, May 2, 2008, Rubicon said:
	Who is making these comments and not letting us know who you are? Not even an anonymous. How you'd do that? Me....gay? And a liberal Muslim? You're outta your cotton-pickin' mind!! Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 04:10, May 2, 2008, LauriesAsylum said:
	Yeah, who is that? Those were pretty funny, especially the one about the baby being conceived naturally and President Chelsea, haha. Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 06:42, May 3, 2008, Opinionnation said:
	"85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss" I loved that one. Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 11:04, May 3, 2008, DeeJay said:
	LOL I'm with the others in chuckling at the France one. Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 08:52, May 5, 2008, Rubicon said:
	I'd still like to know who's able to submit comments without even an anonymous showing. I can't tell if it's a joke or what?? I also liked the one...."Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs." Almost a sign of our times now! Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 08:52, May 5, 2008, Rubicon said:
	And Jamaica taking over France?? Now that is FUNNY!! Add Comment \| Link \| \|

At 12:36, May 5, 2008, Tex as "Anonymous" said:
	Easy...just click off registered user right above the comment box and change the "Anonymous". Of course, I wasn't the one who dissed you. I know better. Add Comment \| Link \| \|